dear lord...

dear lord,

please extend today's gorgeous weather thru tomorrow.


i have a multitude of tulip bulbs yet to plant.

and hyacinths.

and narcissus.

(big clearance sale at menard's)

no mousy women here!!

what have i been doing lately???

ah yes, it's flu shot clinic time again.
they're all there an hour early, and they all want to be first.
some people never grow up.
but i love 'em for it.
you will grow older, but you can stay immature forever.
flu clinics are where i have met some of the wisest souls ever.
and also some of the wiseass-iest.

long time no blog

i've picked my candidate, i'm voting for my candidate, enough already.
give us a break and give the rest of the ad money to the food pantries in our country.
and give the equivalent of sarah's 150K wardrobe to battered women's shelters.

question: "whadja thinka that dibait th'other nite?"

my answer: "he wandered around the stage so aimlessly throughout that i thought he might need to be fitted with a gps! i'm relieved that he didn't topple off the thing into someones' lap."

we need to hear the truth............................

or your dentures, whatever the case may be.

thought for the day